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deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via whoredinarygirl)

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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(via sexybowtie)



Evander
by Title Fight

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

-

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via satansmysugardaddy)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via valaurax)